Tuesday, October 2, 2012

How to Make an Ass Tiger in Ten Easy Steps

1.       You must be easily and thoroughly amused by yourself

2.       Gather orange and white construction paper

3.       Gather scissors, glue, and a black marker

4.       Cut orange paper in shape of tiger head

5.       Cut out white paper for eyes, ears, and mouth area

6.       Laugh out loud at yourself for being so damn      

7.       Glue white paper pieces to tiger head

8.       Draw on stripes, eyes, nose and mouth with black

9.       Tape that tiger face to your ass

10.   Revel in your unique idiocracy

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