Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Rob Zombie Can't Save this Day

Today was a bad day – a fucking bad day.  There’s no way to make it seem like something it is not.  I’m not going to get out a thesaurus or even spend a minute of my time trying to find a better word than “bad.”  It sucked.  It fucking sucked.  That’s not eloquent, but that’s the straight truth. 

I was afraid to get out of bed.  I’ve been pushing shit aside, telling my negativity to have a glass of shut the fuck up and silencing all my doubts.  I’ve been focusing on the positives in my life, and repeating to myself that I am blessed and brilliant no matter what.  But, today the bastards won.  The fuckers screamed at me and kicked me in the teeth and made damn sure I felt broken and battered. 

And I refused to get out of bed when my husband tried helping me.  I say that “I” refused, but it didn’t feel like it was me fighting him.  It was all my emotions fighting one another and this made me angry, confused, and disoriented.  This made me announce that leaving the bed was terrifying and I could not, would not, do it.  He said, “But then you’re letting them win.  You can’t let them win.” 

Who are they?  The bastards. The nay-sayers.  For now, the exact details are irrelevant because I know we all have “them” in our lives.  The biggest issue is that today it wasn’t just me fighting them.  It was my anger, fear, disappointment, all fighting me too, screaming for attention, “You can’t shove us away! You can’t silence us! We have every right to be here!  Look at what they did to you … again! Fuck those fuckers!  Let us shout!” 
Thanks to Flourish in Progress for this image

All the emotions, and their incessant bickering, exhausted me.  I did, however, agree to get out of bed.  I didn’t get dressed; I didn’t even brush my hair or my teeth.  But, I pulled a hooded sweatshirt over my pajamas and put on a pair of socks and my purple Converse One-Stars.  I agreed to be dropped off at my mother’s so that I would not be alone.  I should not be left alone right now.

I plopped down upon the wooden stool at my mother’s kitchen counter and rested my head on the laminate counter-top.  “Well, what is it now?”  my mother asked.

“You know,” I mumbled, not looking up at her while I spoke.

“Angela, they’re assholes.  You know that.  There’s nothing you can do. You have to learn to let it go.”

“I know; I know,” I repeated.  I do know, but knowing what to do doesn’t also make that thing easy.  My mother knows that smoking is damaging for her and harms others around her through second-hand exposure, but she still finds it impossible to break this bad habit.  And I don’t just have a bad habit; I have an illness – an illness that has undoubtedly been exacerbated by unjust, unethical actions on the part of others.

“Well, what are you listening to?”  she asked me.  I wasn’t sure what she meant by this.  My therapist had often talked to me about changing my “soundtrack.”  Replace the soundtrack that says I’m worthless and afraid with the soundtrack that says I’m beautiful and brave.  This is another thing easier said than done, but my therapist is indeed another blessing in my life.  One of the most brilliant things she ever said to me in response to the actions of the bastards was “Well fuck.”  She quickly followed this up with, “Oh. I’m sorry.  I shouldn’t have said that, but that’s just despicable.  Well, let’s help you do some coping, and I’ll do the cursing for you.”  She is perfect for me.

However, I had never discussed the “soundtrack” with my mother, so that’s probably not what she was asking me.  I was uncertain as to the direction of her inquiry, so I barely muffled out an audible, “huh?”

“Well, are you listening to that shitty, depressing chic music again?  You know that stuff is going to kill you.”  When she says this, she is most often referring to Tori Amos, although she has also blamed Sarah McLachlan and Fiona Apple for my bouts of depression. She then continued, “You know you need to listen to Rob Zombie when you’re depressed.  Where’s that mix I made you?  Rob Zombie clears the depression right up.” 

Seriously – this is my mother.  Her advice regarding my mental illness is to rock out to “Dragula” and “Living Dead Girl.”  All the same, I love that woman so damn much.  If you know her in real life, you just get it. 

I admitted I wasn’t listening to Rob Zombie, and she said, “Well,” like it was an “I told you so” and “no wonder” you’re not at work right now and cut yourself yesterday. 

My mother then went on to offer some relatively sane advice, leaving Rob Zombie behind.  She told me I can’t become agitated so easily and I need to learn that not everything is worth getting angry about.  Pick your battles and focus on the positive.

I ignored her advice, and went back to bed.  Around 4 in the afternoon, I woke back up because she said I had ten more minutes to sleep before she kicked my ass.  I sat down on the couch and tried to distract myself with juvenile game apps on my Kindle. 

My father came home with the mail and my mother started looking through it.  She opened up something from the dealership where my father had purchased his 2012 Ford Fiesta last fall.  A dollar fell out of the envelope, and she was more excited than the occasion really called for.  “Oooh, they gave us a dollar, John.  All right, I’ll fill out this damn survey for you, okay?” 

I sat on the couch, blasting bubbles of the same color together trying to make it to the next level.  Then, my mom’s voice became louder as she became increasingly agitated with the survey before her. “Too many damn questions.  Too many damn questions.  Christ, how many more questions are there?  What the hell?“ 

“Yeah, I got sent that survey online, and ignored it,” said my father.

She then came to a question that stumped her, “John, what kind of tires do you have on that car right now?”

“Hmm …. I don’t know,” he replied, while continuing to scroll down Craig’s List on his lap top, looking for further vehicles to purchase.

“No! Wrong answer!” she hollered back at him.

For the first time today, I then smiled.  I don’t know why, but for some reason my mother’s random ranting and illogical bitchiness is incredibly comforting to me.  I started beaming and just listened in to her, my anger and fears rolling off of me with every further curse and complaint that my mother made.

“I am leaving them a note on the back of this survey: too many fucking questions.  This survey is too time consuming and annoying.  At least they gave me a dollar, but that shit isn’t enough.  I’ll add that too.  If you expect me to fill out a survey with this many damn questions, you need to send twenty dollars next time.  Too many damn, dumb questions. Christ.  Stupid stuff.  Stupid, stupid stuff. “

Here my mother was, telling me earlier to basically “not sweat the small stuff” and then having a total bitch fit about a random automobile survey.  However, her apparent hypocrisy cracked me up.  It was the best thing I heard all day.  My mother’s bitching was so welcome and appreciated in that moment. 

I don’t know what it was exactly that soothed me so much as she damned the auto dealership.  Maybe it was that no one tried stopping her.  My father and I just let her rant on, and accepted her voice and frustrations.  No one told her that she needed to get over it.  No one told her to look at her blessings.  No one told her to let go because she lacked control of the situation.  We let her be a bitch.  So fucking what?  Who did it hurt?  No one.  In fact, it strangely did me a world of good to listen to her ceaseless complaints. 

Maybe that’s all I need: to be allowed to be angry without being told things will get better or God has a bigger purpose for me.  I need to sit with that anger and own it before I can fully release it.  Maybe, just maybe, that’s what this day was for.  And maybe my mom is just a bitch, but she made me smile on an otherwise extraordinarily shitty day. 
And now ... a little Rob Zombie to ensure you all have a wonderful day!
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  1. I love your mother. Tell her hello for me. :)

  2. One of the mother figures in my life died last week. I listened to Rob Zombie. It didn't make me feel better, but it did help me cope. I cranked it up in the car, and it drowned out everything else. I knew I was calming down when I started to occasionally scream along. Good stuff.