It’s the close of another year, and this means that best of
lists and countdowns are popping up all over the place in media – on the
internet, magazines, television, radio shows, and the like. So I decided to jump on the bandwagon and
make my own list of the best of 2012 in entertainment – although it very
quickly just turned into me bitching about shit. Imagine that.
All the same, here it is … enjoy.
Best Book
You should have known that I was going to rate best book
first as I am a total book junkie. Yes,
I like to read … A LOT. The book I am
choosing is somewhat surprising for me because “thrillers” are not typically a
genre I get behind. However, this book
intrigued me and received rave reviews from multiple sources. Add me to those individuals praising Gillian
Flynn and Gone Girl. I admit that Desi was a difficult character
to buy into and his role almost bordered on the V.C. Andrews’ work that Amy
Elliot Dunne alludes to. Beyond that,
this book was brilliant and will keep the reader gripped to his or her seat,
turning page after page until hours have passed without notice. There are so many lines that had me laughing
out loud in their crude, unfiltered honesty and hilarity. For example, the book begins on the anniversary
of Nick and Amy Dunne. Nick’s twin
sister, Go (Margo) inquires about the traditional gift for fifth anniversaries,
like paper for year one. When Nick
informs his sister that that the expected gift is wood, and complains over the
difficulty of finding a proper wooden gift, his twin offers: “I got it. Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her
with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch!’” Gone
Girl is an amazingly captivating psychological portrait of a miserable,
manipulative marital relationship. The
writing is compelling and funny, and damn, I wish I had written so many of
these lines. Read this book.
Best Album
I also love music, and confess that I don’t own an MP3
player, but rather have over 800 compact discs.
I know the refusal to purchase an i-pod seems very strange for a music
lover, but I believe in buying whole albums because often the arrangement of
the individual songs come together to tell one beautiful story. This is especially true for my favorite
artist, Aimee Mann. Although Mann came
out with a new CD in 2012, which of course I bought, the win isn’t hers. I am somewhat begrudgingly recognizing the
band fun for their album Some Nights. I didn’t want to like fun because they seemed
like total hipster douche-bags when their second studio album burst onto the
scene in early 2012. I am always
reluctant to like bands whose rise to popularity is largely driven by
advertising, with their single “We are Young” featured in a Chevrolet
commercial that first aired during the super bowl. I initially hated the single because suddenly
my high school students were all wearing hipster bright sunglasses inside the
school and singing about getting higher than the empire state. However, the song eventually stuck on me too
when I heard it performed acoustically on XM radio. And then I gave a listen to the whole album
and realized how anthemic singles such as “Some Nights” and “Carry On”
are. The vocals and lyrics are brilliant,
beautiful, catchy, and authentic rock n’ roll all at the same time. If you ignore the hipster sunglasses and just
listen to the music, it’s undeniably damn good stuff.
Best Television Show
If you know me in real life or follow this blog closely, you
probably know that I love Tina Fey and her 30
Rock character Liz Lemon. So, Tina
Fey, I really, truly wanted to recognize you in this category for all of the
years that you have brought me joy. [A
brief aside: One time my brother was raving about the show Workaholics on Comedy Central and asked me if I had seen it. I
said, “No. I watch 30 Rock.” He replied, “So, that means you can’t watch
other shows?” When I nodded in
affirmation, he yelled, “What the fuck? Are you a sixty-five year old lady? No.
No. I can only watch Angela Lansbury and Murder
She Wrote. Why are you so fucking weird?”] However, I think that 30 Rock
has jumped the damn shark. Liz’s
wedding? Really? She got married in her Princess Lea costume? That makes no
sense because Liz knows that is bat shit crazy as she formerly wore the costume
to get out of jury duty. Liz wouldn’t do
that! Or, okay, I would never do that and the reason I had always loved Liz
Lemon so much in the past is because I found her oddly relatable. I was Liz Lemon, but I can’t relate
anymore. Therefore, I have moved on to
fellow SNL alum Amy Poehler and bestow Parks
and Recreation with the great honor of being my best in television for
2012. This honor really is owed more so
to the brilliant Nick Offerman than Poehler, but the whole ensemble works skillfully
together and has provided many laughs this past season. Chris Pratt, Aubrey Plaza,
Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, and the hilarious Aziz Ansari (whose 2012
comedy special Dangerously Delicious also
had me cracking up) each contribute wonderfully to a truly terrific sitcom.
Best Music
Competition
It’s a sad sign of the times when there’s about three quality
sitcoms to choose from, but over a dozen singing competitions because the
entertainment industry is too damn tired and lacking to come up with clever,
creative, compelling programming. From
those dozens of competitions, I choose The
Voice, even though I yell at the screen almost every time I watch this
program because I want Christina Aguilera to stop dressing like a god-damnstreet walker. I once loved American Idol, but when Simon Cowell
left, I also stopped viewing this program.
I recognize that Simon is now on the X
Factor, but so is Britney Spears and people really just need to stop
employing her because she will just waste her earnings on Uggs and
cigarettes. She should not be celebrated
anymore. She stopped being fascinating
years ago, and was never talented.
Further, I applaud the concept of The
Voice – that you can be one ugly mother fucker, but if you can really sing,
you can still make it to top three (see Nicholas David).
Best Movie
My choice for 2012’s best film is Argo. Confession: I didn’t
even see Argo, but I’m going on faith
here and bestowing this honor on Ben Affleck.
Personally, I don’t understand the appeal of going to the movies. It’s too damn expensive, and I have a toddler
and infant at home. I don’t see anything
until I can rent it from the Redbox. So,
when I finally do see Argo, I better
be validated or I am coming after your ass Affleck – and I have some grudges
from Reindeer Games, Jersey Girl, and Forces of Nature too. Of
movies I actually did see this year, I can tell you that Jeff who Lives at Home sucked really bad and was a waste of my
life. I was confused for a whole week
afterwards, but not because the plot was so intricate and deeply
meaningful. I just couldn’t understand
how such a huge pile of shit was ever made and marketed, but then I remembered that
most Americans are fans of Twilight. Sorry Twilight
fans. No. Not really.
I LOVED Gone Girl! Those 2 deserved each other. What a couple of freaks. I wanted to kill them both.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't so thrilled about Liz Lemon's wedding, either. Yeah, the Princess Leia costume was just...used, basically, like you said. And, I don't know. I kind of liked her as an independent woman and her wanting a man and all that seemed to go against being a strong female character. I know her previous relationships were sour (though I love Dennis -- "hey, dummy"), but why did she have to have one at all? To feel complete, or whatever.
Yes."Freak" does not even properly describe it, although I hated Amy at the end more. I far preferred Diary Amy. She was right; Diary Amy was likeable. I just wanted to cops to figure it out. WTF? I am so glad someone else was disappointed with Liz's wedding too. Dennis was the best match for humor, but I liked Carol for "I could be Liz Lemonness" (because that's a thing). It worked because Matt Damon is hot, and it was long distance. And a guy who runs a hot dog truck? No, Liz wouldn't go for that. Jack was right that his disapproval mattered too much.
DeleteI really liked Girl, Gone, too!! It was one of the few times this year I can honestly say I had no idea what was coming and was surprised more than once. That almost never happens!!
ReplyDeleteNow I am resolving to see Argo. You are the 3rd or 4th person I know who says it was the best movie of the year. I officially feel like I'm missing out now!
I love that you picked a movie that you haven't seen as the best movie of the year.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to read that book just for that one line. Awesome!